Yes, Penis Pumps Work — Temporarily. Here’s What to Expect

What is Pumping?

Pumping is the act of using your hands or fingers to apply pressure to the area where you want to have an erection. There are many different ways of doing it, but there are some basic rules that must be followed:

1) Always pump with one hand at a time!

You will not achieve any results if you do so with two hands simultaneously. (You could even hurt yourself! Trust me!)

2) Do not pump too hard or fast!

Too much pressure may cause pain and damage the tissue. If you feel like you are going to pass out, stop immediately!

3) Never pump while urinating!

Doing so might result in passing urine inside the body instead of outside it.

4) Always keep pumping until you reach your desired size.

Some men take a few minutes to achieve their goal, others require several hours.

5) Make sure you are pumping in the right place!

Pumping in the wrong spot can cause injury and damage to the tissues. For example, pumping into a vein can result in death.

How to Pump Naturally?

There are various methods of pumping naturally, each with its own advantages and disadvantages. You will have to decide which one is right for you after reading about all of them.

The One-Handed Method – This is the most common method of pumping, and probably the most used one in the world. It has proven effective for millions of men and can increase size without fail. To do the one-handed method, simply use one hand to repeatedly push blood into the area. The best way to do it is to use the index finger and thumb to make a circle, then repeatedly push into the area.

The Two-Handed Method – This method is very similar to the one-handed method, with only one difference: you are using both hands. This may sound crazy at first, but it can have its advantages, such as increasing pressure and providing more force. The method is the same as the one-handed, only you are using both hands.

The Upside-Down Method – This is a very odd and strange method of pumping. It has been known to provide instant results, but can be very dangerous if done incorrectly. To do this, all you have to do is hang yourself upside down (or ask a friend to hang you) while repeatedly pumping with one arm or hand. This will increase pressure in the area and can help you achieve a permanent increase in size.

This is the fastest way to achieve results, but it is not recommended due to the dangers involved.

The Net-Pump Method – This is the most tedious way of pumping. It requires a lot of time, dedication and patience. All you have to do is pump for extended periods of time (minimum of 3 hours a day). For best results, pump for at least 5 hours a day.

Make Sure Your Surroundings are Safe and Comfortable

Before pumping, it is very important to make sure that your surroundings are safe and comfortable. You don’t want to be distracted if you decide to pump while at work or school. Here are some tips to make sure your surroundings are safe:

1) Make sure there are no dangerous objects nearby.

2) Make sure there are no people nearby.

3) Make sure your surroundings are as safe and peaceful as possible.

As for comfort, it is important that you are extremely comfortable while pumping. If you are not comfortable, there is a risk of injury and that your size will not increase. Here is some advice on how to make yourself as comfortable as possible:

1) Wear loose clothing (preferably sweatpants).

2) Lay down in a bed or somewhere comfortable.

3) Wear a sports bra (the bouncing can cause injury).

4) Listen to relaxing music.

Here are some recommendations:

5) Place objects under your head so it is tilted downwards at a 90 degree angle.

6) Place an ice pack on your forehead (this reduces swelling).

7) Meditate to calm the nerves.

Here is a link to a great mediation guide:

8) Make sure there are no distractions.

Turn off your phone and disconnect from the internet.

9) Place a pillow under your head to prevent injury.

Now that you know how to pump, here are some tips and tricks that will increase your size faster than ever before. It is recommended that you do all of these, but only if you have the time.

Tips and Tricks

Here are some tips and tricks to help you increase size and girth:

1) Use a pump or your hands first to increase size.

Then, use an extender or jelq device afterwards to maintain your size. Put on 2-3 extender sessions after pumping to your desired size. After an hour or two, your size should stay (this is when jelqing would be done).

2) Instead of pumping, you can do heavy manual stretching.

This will achieve the same results.

3) Hold the pump or extender at a 90 degree angle for best results (angling it downwards or upwards reduces effectiveness).

4) To make jelqing more effective, place an ice cube in your hand and jelq with it for better circulation.

This is a very good method and can achieve results quicker than normal jelqing.

5) The most important factor in pumping is time.

You must pump for at least an hour each day to achieve results. Even if you only have an hour a day, it is much better than nothing.

6) Make jelqing and stretching a routine.

Do it at the same time every day if possible. This will increase effectiveness.

7) Make pumping a routine.

Pumping is most effective immediately after waking up due to the increased blood flow, so consider doing it first thing in the morning. Also, do it right before bed if you can’t do it in the morning. This will give your body more time to absorb the nutrients from the food you eat (since you’re increasing size, you want nutrients).

Benefits of Gaining Size

There are many benefits of gaining size. Here are some of the most important ones:

1) Better confidence (you will feel better about yourself).

2) More attractive to the opposite (or same!

) gender.

3) More respect from people.

4) Can scare people if you’re big enough (and you can also protect them if they’re scared of you).

5) You can play with smaller people and toys (very fun at parties).

6) Overcome small obstacles that you once struggled with (average door or a kiddy pool).

7) Use small objects as toys (very fun to smash and crush things).

8) You can laugh at smaller people and look down on them.

9) You can be used in sports (average human sports as well as horse riding, cycling, rowing, etc.

if you’re big enough).

10) You can reach higher places, like trees, buildings, plants, etc.

11) You can pick your seat in class or in the car.

12) You can get more food and items at stores (average size people will have to pay more for basic clothing and equipment).

13) You can get better grades and do better in school (or at least enjoy it more).

Tips and Tricks for your New Larger Body

Here are some tips and tricks that you will need to know in order to live your new life:

1) Always be careful around small objects.

It is easy for you to accidentally break something with your hands or head. Be careful; broken glass can cause serious injury to you.

2) You will always get hungry faster and require more food than smaller people do.

Keep this in mind when going out into public.

3) Make sure you’re not too large for your clothes and other equipment.

If you outgrow something, replace it as soon as possible; don’t try to stretch it out or you could find yourself stuck.

4) You may want to consider investing in some steel-toed boots if you plan on staying large (your size 20 shoes won’t be big enough for long).

They’re good for avoiding injuries from small objects.

5) You will not be able to use small items such as smartphones, tablets, or even most kinds of computers (though some laptops will still be able to fit you).

Consider getting a newspaper or an old-fashioned book to read if you miss keeping up on world events or if you prefer reading in that format.

6) Avoid public pools and hot tubs.

It is very easy for you to unintentionally drown in them if you are not careful.

7) You will have a much harder time fitting into most vehicles, and will almost certainly be unable to drive any of them.

You can still ride in them as a passenger just never be the one driving, or you may find yourself stuck someplace with no way to get help.

8) Stay away from playgrounds.

Most of them have metal bars or heavy plastic equipment that could easily crush an unwary large. Also, if there are any small children around, you could end up frightening them if you get too close.

9) You may find yourself struggling to live in the modern world designed for smaller people; however, just because you can’t do everything doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy life.

Common Misconceptions

Listed here are some misconceptions about large people that you may have heard before. None of these are true, so don’t believe everything you hear:

1) Large people always like to eat, and will eat anything and everything put in front of them.

While it is true that your body needs more sustenance than a small person’s, the idea that large people can just eat whatever they want whenever they want is a myth. Just because you can eat more than someone half your size doesn’t mean you should. Eating poorly can lead to high blood pressure, heart problems, diabetes, and a slew of other unhealthy things.

2) Large people are slow and stupid.

Just the opposite is true. Large people usually have a higher than average IQ, and are more aware of potential dangers around them (large people tend to be extra cautious by nature). For whatever reason, large people often have a laid-back and jovial attitude about life in general.

3) All Large People Are Twins.

This is untrue. While there are an unusually high number of large sets of twins in the world (and no one knows why), not all large people are twins. In fact, there is nothing that links large people other than their size.

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