What Happens When You Eat Poop

What Happens When You Eat Your Own Poop?

The first time I ate my own poop was at a party when I was 15 years old. At the time, it felt so weird. My friends were all laughing hysterically and they didn’t even realize that I had eaten my own poop! It wasn’t until later that night that I realized how strange it really was.

I remember thinking, “Wow, I’ve never done anything like this before.” And then I thought about it again after going through puberty and realizing that I was attracted to girls.

That’s when I started to feel different from other guys.

At the time, I couldn’t have been gay because I was straight. But now that I think about it, maybe there must have been some sort of attraction involved since I still am attracted to women today.

Maybe I’m just bisexual or something. (Sigh)

Anyway, back to the story…

When my mom found out what happened she got very mad at me and wouldn’t let me go near her kitchen for days. It was the longest week of my life.

And my butt hurt for a really long time!

Then, it happened again when I was at a friend’s house and wanted to go home but my mom wouldn’t pick me up since it was past my bedtime. I would have called her but I didn’t have a cell phone yet.

Sources & references used in this article:

What’s Your Poo Telling You?:(Funny Bathroom Books, Health Books, Humor Books, Funny Gift Books) by J Richman, A Sheth – 2007 – books.google.com

Poop Transplants! by P Karkabi – kidzsearch.com

Health: What your pee and poo colour says about your health by C Collins, K Pezdirc, M Rollois – Chemistry in Australia, 2017 – search.informit.com.au